"Cowboy & Indians Joke" joke
A cowboy was captured by some Indians, and, upon his capture, the chief of the tribe explained the rules: "You have 3 days before you are killed. Each day you get one wish, but, on the third day you will die."
After this proclamation of promise, the chief asks the cowboy his first desire, but the cowboy says he must talk to his horse first. The chief grants the request, and the cowboy whispers into the horse's ear and sends him galloping off.
At sunset, the trusty steed returns with a voluptuous, naked brunette. The cowboy helps the woman from the horse's back, takes her into his wigwam and makes love to her all night long.
On the second day, the chief says to the cowboy, "This is second day. What is second wish?" The cowboy, once again, requests a conference with his horse, and, once again, the horse rides off from the Indian camp. At sunset, the animal returns with a voluptuous, naked red-head. As before, the cowboy takes the woman into his quarters and makes love to her all night long.
On the third day of captivity, the chief goes to the cowboy and says, "This is your last day of life. What is last wish before you die?"
AGAIN, the cowboy requests to speak with his horse, but, this time, the cowboy does not whisper in the equestrian ear. He grabs the harness and gets nose-to-nose with the horse and screams, "THIS TIME BRING THE POSEE!!!!"
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