"Crabs It's Not" joke

An 85 year old virgin was suddenly bothered by an itch in her crotch, so she went to the doctor. After examining her, the doctor told her she had crabs. She explained that wasn't possible because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she decided to get a second opinion.
After the second doctor examined her, he gave her the same answer. Frustrated, she went to a third doctor and said, "Please help me. This itching is driving me nuts and I know I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin!"
The doctor examined her and said, "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you do not have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry has rotted and you have fruit flies."

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