"Cure Pneumonia" joke

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn''t help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn''t do any good.

On his third visit the doctortold the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I''ll get pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

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