"Current Investment Advice" joke

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago they would now be worth £4. 95.

With HBOS, earlier last week, your £1000 would have been worth £16. 50.

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.

But, if you had bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drunk it all, then taken the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would now get £214.
So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

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