"Cut The Funny Business" joke

The girl sitting daintily on the bar stool was luscious, shapely and tempting. Naturally, she aroused the interest of the playboy at the other end of the bar. He smiled at her. Then he winked. When this failed, he tried out his best leer. Just then the bartender-two hundred pounds of muscle with a hairy chest-leaned over the bar and said, "Look, Buster: that there's my wife. So cut the funny business, understand?"
Replied the flustered playboy: "Funny business? I don't know what you're talking about. I just dropped in for a cool drink. Give me a piece of beer."

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