"Deaf Sex" joke

A deaf couple were honeymooning in Hawaii. Having lived sheltered lives, they were very nervous
about their sex life, and communicating their desires to one another in a darkened bedroom. The
husband asked the wife in sign language "Honey how should I tell you when I want to have sex?".
The wife replied in sign language, "if you want have sex nibble my right nipple once, if you don't want
to have sex nibble my left nipple twice".
With the ice broken, the wife asked the same question to the husband.
He replied "darling, if you want to have sex pull my penis once, if you don't want to have sex pull my penis 27 times".

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