"Definitions of the Spanish Royal Academy of the Language" joke

LOVE: A word involving four letters, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. It refers to a disease that can be cured by marriage.
ARCHITECT: A guy not "macho" enough to be an engineer and not queer enough to be an interior designer.
TO DANCE: It refers to the vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
BRAIN: An organ that allows us to think we think.
BOY SCOUT: A child dressed like an idiot guided by an idiot dressed like a child.
HEADACHE: A woman's most trustworthy modern contraceptive.
BUST: Statue of a man without hands or the parts of a woman where a man's hands have been.
ORAL EXAM: A test you must pass to become an intern in the White house.
A POLITICAL CANDIDATE: A person who gets money form the rich and votes from the poor in order to protect them from each other.
TONGUE: A sexual organ that some degenerates use in order to speak.
PRIEST: A person everyone calls "Father" except for his own children, who call him "Uncle".
EASY: It is said of a woman who has the sexual morality of a man.
MAN: A living thing who at the age of nine months emerges from a place to which we will try to return for the rest of this life.
INTELLECTUAL: A person capable of thinking for more than one hour about anything other than sex.
MODESTY: Knowing you are perfect without telling anyone.
NYMPHOMANIA: A term describing any woman who wants to have sex more often than a man.