"Depression" joke
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for
himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."A few days more...
Saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression For Dummies" yesterday in the store... Not sure it's the brightest idea to label someone looking for mental health help a "dummy".
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows. Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats. Can always make himself misunderstood. Can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans. Can convince his more...
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does" replies the squirrel.
"Great!" says the bear, and wipes more...
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?