"Despite the cost of living," joke

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for
himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."A few days more...

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with more...

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