"Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?" joke

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

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