"Dirty mind!!" joke

Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."
Neha gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Sir? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.
"Sunita, can you tell me the answer?" asked Santa.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions" said Sunita.
"Correct. Now Neha, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"

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