"Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic" joke

Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
A: He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

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National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!

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The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

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Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

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Paranoid schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?

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