Schizophrenic Jokes

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.