"I'm schizophrenic" joke
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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Rachel:This joke is Not written the right way
Nor is the name.
It is Shut up, Manners, and Crap.
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Anonymous:Ctfu ! Ive Been Looking For This Joke !
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Anonym:Well, it's technically wrong. You don't have several identities if you're schizophrenic, that disorder is dissociative identity disorder.
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Alex:Simple and very funny!
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Kimberly C:This one makes me laugh everytime!
Funny Joke? 73 vote(s). 68% are positive. 6 comment(s).