"Donald Trump has lots of dimes." joke
Heard on Global Village Network News on the Nickelodeon cable TV Channel:
Donald Trump reports that he actually has a dime for every time he's been
called a ruthless bloodsucking bastard.
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...
I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman.
Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid more...
Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday.
"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe more...