"Dreadful News" joke

After his Sunday morning service, Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.
"What is the matter with you, dear?" asked the Father.
"Oh Father," sobbed Mary, "I have some dreadful news."
"What is it, Mary?" the Father inquired.
"Last night my husband passed away, Father," declared Mary.
"Oh, Mary," the Father said, "that is dreadful news. Tell me dear, did he have any last requests?"
"Actually, yes he did," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?" Father O'Grady said.
"He said, 'Mary, please Mary, put the gun down.'" Mary replied.

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