"Drive-by Doughnut Attack" joke

I read in a Reuters newswire from May 10 that police in Biddeford, Main had arrested a couple of men for driving by and strafing a pedestrian with doughnut holes!
Chris Roy, 19, and Christopher Cote, 20 said they normally just attack street signs and weren't sure why this time they went for a pedestrian.
"It seems they like to buy (doughnuts) just so they can throw them," said police Sergeant J.P. Morin.
He wasn't sure if they were fresh or stale, but said "I suppose a piece of dough thrown from a car would be pretty hard."

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