Doughnut Jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the
rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.
When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"
He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut,
that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."
Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the
rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut,
that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
I doughnut want to know if you're sick!