"Driveway" joke

your mommas so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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