"Driving in Heaven" joke

3 guys die in a car accident, as they are going into heaven, a saint stops them and says to the first man,

"were you a faithful husband?"

he replies "yes, I never strayed from my wife, I barely even looked at other women"

the saint replies, "very good, you can drive this brand new sports car!" he then turns to the next guy and says,

"were you a faithful husband?"

the second man replies "well, to be honest, I DID cheat once, but I came clean and stayed on the right path and my wife forgave me and we lived happily afterwards."

the saint then says, "very good, you can drive this 1993 sports car" he then turns to the third and asks,

"were you a faithful husband?"

the third man says, "no, I slept around, never came clean, when I was caught, I wouldn't fess up and my wife hated me"

the saint replies "well, that's not very good, however, you were a good man besides that, you can drive around this 1983 compact"

A few days later, the second and third man were cruising around in the second mans older sports car and they saw their friends nice new sports car parked outside a bar so they pull in. There they see their friend with his face in his hands crying, surrounded in beer bottles, so they walk up to him.

"hey, how ya doin'? why are you crying?"

"I saw my wife today" he replies

"hey, that's great! did you say hello?" the other two men inquired.

the first man replies, "no, that's the problem, I couldn't follow her onto the bicycle path with my car"

-- Goodguy