"Dude..." joke
by Anna
"Dude, she just called you a hobo!" "OH, HELL NO! Hold my... well, this is awkward."
Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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"Dude, she just called you a geek!" "OH, HELL NO! Hold my bag, thermos flask, glasses case, protractor, scientific calculator, built-in GPS, time-machine, iPhone and name tag!"
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"Dude, she just called you a nerd!" "OH, HELL NO!" "Well? Aren't you going to ask me to hold anything?" "No; I think it unwise to provoke the female who is so insistent to insult every predicament about my person/ Good day."
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"Dude, she just called - " "You know what? I don't care what she called me. I've moved on!" "No, dude, she just called you: 'You have one missed call'..." "..."
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