"Effective Isn't It?" joke

A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny pieces and throwing them out the window.
"Excuse me," said the woman sitting next to him, "but would you mind explaining why you're tearing up that paper and throwing the pieces out the window?"
"It scares away the elephants," said the drunk.
"I don't see any elephants," said the woman, smiling.
"Effective isn't it?" said the drunk.

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