"Energizer Bunny Dies" joke

AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12: 42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.

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