"Every morning a man drives" joke

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every morning a man takes the ferry to work. One morning he woke up, and had no electricity. He had no idea what time it was, and he thought that he was late for work. So he quickly got dressed, ate breakfast, and rushed out the door. He got to the dock and saw the boat ten feet away. So he got a running head start, and jumped as far as he could, and luckily landed on the boat. The captain of the boat saw his commotion, and said to him, "You know, if you had waited five minutes, we would have been in."

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