"Exchanging Personal Notes" joke
Two old women were talking and exchanging personal notes on their sexual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband all excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
The second old woman thought this sounded like a wonderful idea, so that night when her husband went into the bathroom to ready himself for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
Being arthritic, she found it kind of tough to get the first leg in place, but finally, she succeeded. She found it even tougher to do it with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she managed to get it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little bit too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and ended up with her butt sticking straight up in the air.
It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Hazel!" he exclaimed. "For goodness sake, put your teeth in and comb your hair... You look like an asshole!"
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