"FDA identifies source of E. coli outbreak" joke

The Food and Drug Administration stated late Friday that the source of the E. coli outbreak has been identified as the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly, who was forced to stand up for years on end, while seeing his popularity fade, admitted responsibilty in a "sick" attempt to gain publicity and attention.

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Cheerios is a drug, says FDA.

The US Food and Drug administration has sent a letter to General Mills stating that because of claims on their label, their Cheerios Whole Grain Oat cereal is promoted for conditions that cause it to be a drug.
In other news, Michael Phelps has become the new spokesman for more...

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