"Facts of life 11…." joke

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody. All things being equal, fat people use more soap. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

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