"Fascinate" joke
A teacher asked her pupils to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the zoo on the weekend and I was fascinated by all the animals."
"That was good, Mary," said the teacher, "but the word I want is 'fascinate'."
Sandra raised her hand and said, "My family went to the zoo too and it was very fascinating to see all of the animals."
"That's good too, but I want the word 'fascinate'," said the teacher.
Little Johnny raised his hand.
Since Johnny was noted for his bad language, the teacher hesitated calling on him. Thinking about it for a moment, she thought that surely he couldn't say anything to damage the word 'fascinate', so she asked him for his sentence.
Johnny stood up and proudly said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
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