"Fastest thing in the world" joke

Teacher:-Pls; tell what the fastest thing in the world is
Student 1:- light
Teacher:-why is that?
Student 1:-once switch on other end bulb gives light with no time.
Student 2:- i believe mind
Teacher: - why do u think so
Student 2:-can think anything we want & achieve it in dream with no time
Student 3:- I believe LOOSE MOTION
Teacher: - why is that?
Student 3:- Yesterday I couldn’t even think & even switch on the light sheet pass without giving any chance to think both options, so i believe loose motion is the world fastest thing.

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