"First Pitch" joke

The Clintons were in front row seats at a baseball game, with Secret Service agents in the row behind them. One of the agents leaned over and whispered something in the President's ear.
The President paused for a moment, then grabbed Hillary by the scruff of the neck and hurled her over the railing. She landed about 10 feet from the dugout, kicking and screaming obsenities.
The same agent leaned over again and whispered in the President's ear, "Mr. President, I said 'they want you to throw out the FIRST PITCH'!"

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