"Fishing in Texas" joke

Taken from "The Treasury of Clean Sports Jokes" by Tal D. Bonham Published in Nashville, Tennessee. (Somewhat appropriate I thought, as I work at the Australian government body for sport)
A fisherman from a northern state was telling his host about the "big" fish he had caught while on his vacation in Texas. "As a matter of fact," said the man, "I caught one that was nine inches."
The host replied that a fish that size was considered small evenaround there.
"Maybe," said the fisherman, "but down in Texas they measure a fish between the eyes!"

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