"Fishy story" joke
Thursday night her husband comes home and says that he has been invited on a fishing trip this weekend with his boss and it would get him the bounse that he had been waiting for.
So if she would pack his bag and put out his tackle box in the morning he would pick it up and would se be sure to pack his new blue silk pajama's.
the wife thinking that it was alittle fishy she did as he said.
when her husband came home he said they had caught a lot of fish. But then asked why she had not packed his new blue silk pajama's?
I did the wife said they were in your tackel box!
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