"Flying Bats" joke
Two priests are having lunch in a restaurant when one of them says, "Since last summer I've been having a serious problem with flying bats in the loft and attic at the church. I've tried everything to scare them off, but nothing seems to work."
The second priest replies, "I baptized all mine, made them members of the church and haven't seen one since."
Two Vampire bats are in a cave, both very hungry. The first bat goes out looking for some food. He comes back later with nothing.
The second bat tries not long afterwords. 5 minutes later he returns, blood all over his face!
"Wow!" said the first bat "You more...
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