"Free Beer" joke
A stranger walks into the local bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s an alligator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her. ”
The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be out of your mind to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and the rest is even crazier.
After sinking a few pints, the stranger stands up and summons the bartender.
“Wherez zat teeqeelah? ”
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp with tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
“Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth? ”
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