"Frozen Turkey Assault" joke

North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed a carjacker with a frozen turkey in a grocer-store parking lot Sunday. Police say a man stole money from a gas station before running to a Harris Teeter store in a town just south of Raleigh, where he beat Irene Moorman Bailey while stealing her car. Other shoppers came to her rescue, including one who hit the robber with the turkey. Upon hearing this, the federal government awarded a 3 billion dollar contract to Halliburton to test and develop the FTAM, the Frozen Turkey Assault Missile.

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