"Fucked" joke
A man was jogging around a lake and saw a woman crying. So he stopped and asked what was wrong? The woman replied I never ben hugged before because I have no arms and legs. So the man gives her a hug. The next day he saw the woman again and she was crying again. So he once again asked what was wrong. She replied I never been kissed because I have no arms and legs. So the gives her a kiss. The very next day the man once again see the same lady crying once more. So he asked her for the third time whats wrong. She said I never been fucked before because I have no arms and legs. So the man pick her up and throws her into a lake and says NOW YOUR FUCKED!
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