"Funny Bumper Stickers #14" joke

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object. Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. Death is Nature's way of saying' slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends. Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality. Going the speed of light is bad for your age. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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