"Funny Bumper Stickers #19" joke
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleepMontana --- At least our cows are sane!I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.If you don't like the news, go out and make some.When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.Sorry, I don't date outside my species.I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
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