"Funny Bumper Stickers" joke

I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Honk If Anything Falls Off
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.
Boldly Going Nowhere
How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

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