"Get Rich Quick Plan" joke
A gorgeous young woman decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she came up with a plan. She proceeded to find herself a wealthy old man and planned to screw him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problems, even with the more than half-a-century age difference.
On the first night of their honeymoon, she got undressed and waited for him to come out of the bathroom and join her in bed. However, when he did emerge, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs.
Fearful that her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are two things I can't stand... the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"
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