"Get up at once Freda goes into her son`s b..." joke

Get up at once
Freda goes into her son`s bedroom. "You`ve got to get up for school, Yossi."
Yossi pulls the blankets over his head and replies, "I don`t want to go to school, mother."
"But you have to," Freda said.
"I don`t want to. The teachers don`t like me and all the kids make fun of me." Freda pulls the blanket back a little, "Yossi, you don`t have any choice. You`ve got to get up for school."
"OK, OK", says Yossi, "But only if you give me one very good reason!"
"You`re 52 years old and you`re the headmaster."

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