"Getting Married in a Hurry" joke

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: " We want to get married. Here are all
our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?" The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: " Isn't there a proverb?.. something about not marrying in haste? Why are you two in such a hurry? Dragging his bride after him, Giorgio rushes out into the street: " We double parked!"

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