"Getting drinks" joke

Three guys are sitting at a bar: One from Hawaii, one from California, and one from New York. The guy from Hawaii says, "Where I come from people are so nice that after you've had two drinks at the bar the guy next to you will buy you your third."

The guy from California thinks about this for a second and says, "Well that's nothing where I come from, after you've had one drink the guy next to you will by you your second."

The man from New York thinks about this and then replies, "Yeah well, where I come from you sit down at the bar and the guy next to you buys you your first, second, third and fourth drink, takes you around the town in their Mustang, and then take you home and lay you till next Sunday!"

The two men look at him amazed as the man takes a sip of his beer and then says, "Well at least that's what my sister tells me!"

Adam

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