"Getting the wind up" joke
A Punjabi peasant on his first flight to take up a job in England got a seat on a British airline. Came lunch time and the stewardess brought a tray of European savouries.' No,' said the peasant firmly as he undid a small bundle and took out a makki ki roti.
'What is this you are munching?', asked the stewardess.
'This bread India,' he replied.
A little while later, the stewardess brought a trayful of puddings of different kinds. Once again the peasant shook his head as he produced a lump of gur from his pocket and put it in his mouth.
'What is this you are chewing?', asked the stewardess.
'This sweet India,' he replied.
When the stewardess came to take away the lunch trays, the peasant let out a loud belch.
And what is this?', demanded the stewardess sternly.
'This is Air India.'
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