"Gift tombstones" joke

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife... cold as ever" Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: "Here lies my husband... stiff at last"

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