"Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas" joke

10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with
74 minutes of extra footage
9. Any knick-knack
8. Tickets to the ballet
7. "Another" new tie
6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
5. New teddy bear pajamas
4. Vacuum cleaner
3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"
2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well... maybe.)