Anne Jokes

Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it. She thinks and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some "unusual" pictures in mind. So she starts with Anne. Anne: "This is our house". / / / / | | | | | | Teacher: "Good Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next: Peter: "This is our house's door". / / / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary: Mary: "This is our house roof". / /UU / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie: Stevie: "And this is the sun over our house." |/ -O- /| / /UU / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very nice Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the board. Johnny: "And this is my Dad, trying to pick up the more...

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping more...

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII? She was trying to get ahead!

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Knock Knock Who's there! Anne! Anne who? Anne apple just fell on my head!