"Little Johnny's Picture" joke
Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it. She thinks and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some "unusual" pictures in mind. So she starts with Anne. Anne: "This is our house". / / / / | | | | | | Teacher: "Good Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next: Peter: "This is our house's door". / / / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary: Mary: "This is our house roof". / /UU / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie: Stevie: "And this is the sun over our house." |/ -O- /| / /UU / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very nice Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the board. Johnny: "And this is my Dad, trying to pick up the soap when he dropped it in the shower." ________ / / |/ / -O- | /| | | / | | /UU | | / | | / | | | | | | | _ | | _| | | | | |_ (____| |_| |____)
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