"Girlfriend 1.0 Software" joke

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3. 1 to GirlFriendPlus1. 0 (marketing name: Fiancee1. 0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1. 0 to Wife1. 0, and it`s a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1. 0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn`t ask for them, Wife1. 0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I`d like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4. 0:

1. A "Don`t remind me again" button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4. 0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don`t lose cache and other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2. 0 with Girlfriend 1. 0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1. 0, but it didn`t have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I`ve used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug warning
Wife 1. 0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1. 1 before uninstalling Wife 1. 0, Wife 1. 0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1. 1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.