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what if u upgraded Girlfriend 5. 0 to Wife 1. 0: )

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Dear Tech Support Team:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5. 0 to Wife 1. 0.


I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1. 0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.


Applications such as BachelorNights 10. 3, Cricket 5. 0, BeerWithBuddies 7. 5, and Outings 3. 6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can`t seem to keep Wife 1. 0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.


I`m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5. 0, but the `uninstall` doesn`t work on Wife 1. 0.


Please help!


Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

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I`m currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I`ve been having some problems lately.

I`ve been running the same version of Drinking Buddies 1. 0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I`ve tried have always conflicted with it.

I hear that Drinking Buddies won`t crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off.

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I just run them separately, and it works okay.

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